circle meets square

GADAFFI-KU

2011-10-21T09:21:00.001-05:00

"victory or death
there is no other option"
- libyan rebel

gnr haiku

2011-10-16T21:34:00.001-05:00

daddy's in porno
& mommy is not around
well well my michelle

ILLUMINATI

2011-10-05T09:17:00.001-05:00

jack-o haiku-o

2011-09-14T22:46:00.001-05:00

looking at the man
in the mirror, wonderin'
if he'll change his ways.

pieces somehow pertaining to ze muzique.

2011-06-09T00:03:00.002-05:00

it's...

it's...

it's like cumming
to the tune of
acid mothers temple

***
downtown julie brown
wubba wubba wubba shits
on club mtv
***

haiku for the yrs varg spent in prison

2011-05-29T18:53:00.001-05:00

cathedrals are dumb
burn them to the fucking ground
crank up the burzum.

haiku

2011-05-08T18:43:00.000-05:00

you know what scares me?
spontaneous combustion
long live fake dada.

notorious haiku.

2011-04-15T23:33:00.001-05:00

i was a terror
since the public school era
call me big poppa.

just one haiku about 5 yr shit job at walgreen's drugstore.

2011-02-25T20:28:00.001-06:00

used to make one of
the assistant mangers
so mad, her nose bled.

NONSENSE.

2011-02-18T10:32:00.003-06:00

so this fast-talkin'
middle aged black guy
comes into my store

says hi & a few
unintelligible things

then picks up a 45 single
off the display rack & asks
"excuse me...sir...
what is this?...is this music?
what is it?"

i say
"yes, it's music. it's a 45"

"what kind?" he asks

"well...it's a band from japan
called boris"

real quick like he asks if i
have any vietnamese music

so i pull out the only other
record i have that's asian

ol' boy stares at it for a second,
& proceeds to tell me that
it's not vietnamese,
that he's not sure what it is but
"it ain't vietnamese"

ze 3 randumb haiku.

2011-01-16T14:49:00.002-06:00

we are pure evil
waiting for the end of times
to prove wickedness.

***

i have come to reap
what thy evil hand has sown
satanic cornfield.

***

prosthetic daydreams
detached & attached visions
propped in ze corner.

stupid madonna shits.

2011-01-15T20:36:00.003-06:00

Madonna - Secret [Video]
Uploaded by WBRNewMedia. - Music videos, artist interviews, concerts and more.

wasting time waiting for season 4 of ze tv show "big love" to come out on dvd

2011-01-13T22:46:00.002-06:00

i am a mormon
i practice polygamy
ima fuck machine.

multi shaped haiku

2011-01-11T00:41:00.002-06:00

fuck a triangle
isosceles is bullshit
circle takes ze square.

***

CLICK FOR MORE

***

a commercial...

2011-01-07T21:35:00.002-06:00

at twelve twelve loop twelve
discount furniture sold by
swivelled-arm fat guy.

***

UNFORTUNATELY, ONLY SOME FOLKS WILL GET THIS HERE HAIKU, BUT CLICK ANYWAYS...COME ON...CLICK FOR DADDY

no fucking title to speak of.

2011-01-02T13:37:00.002-06:00

when i was a kid
heard 'serial murderer'
& hid my froot loops.

***

ze unrelated haiku.

2010-12-31T08:54:00.002-06:00

halogen angels
humming up above my head
shining down on me.

***

fuck christmas spirit
i'm tired of that nonsense
bring on the new yr.

***

if i bought a gun
i would buy the biggest gun
you have ever seen.

***

ALL GRAMMA'S BE HOMEMADE, NOT HO MADE......

2010-12-25T01:57:00.002-06:00

you heart gramma's poon
you spank gramma's big booty
you fuck gramma's mouth.

[thank you pantifesto]

the inscripton on the inside of the bk from my friend gary ended with "fairy jizz mist".

2010-12-24T20:25:00.002-06:00

[IGNORE THE DANCE MIX ON THE 2ND HALF]

DISNEYKU.

2010-12-15T21:46:00.000-06:00

FUCK YOU PETER PAN
& FUCK YOU MARY POPPINS
LONG LIVE FAKE DADA.

HAHAHAHAIKU.

2010-12-11T18:48:00.003-06:00

apple bottom jeans
i got tha g string showin'
& my hips be hugged.

***

"if i did tell you
then i would have to kill you"
- stolen from Top Gun.

***

***

bitch, ima killa
figgered i'd warn you before
you pressed me to hahrd.

***

there are some people
who i could just punch in the face
& not even care.

***

ho; yr just mad......so
shut the fuck up, & get tha
outta my house.

***

Jhi-Ali "Not a Stain (Screwed by Babe Rainbow Version)" by aufgemischt

***

illuminati
controllin' my cash, my thoughts,
& my newspapers

***

much lub,
fake dada

[tomorrow's sunday, thank the fuckin' lawd]

you can blame this one on my friend daron......

2010-11-20T23:22:00.001-06:00

nature boy ric flair
his shoes cost more than yr house
he always yells "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

ze haiku jes for you.

2010-10-16T20:51:00.001-05:00

party & bullshit
motherfuckin' biggie smalls
long live fake dada.

oh great more haiku stop it

2010-10-09T22:15:00.004-05:00

I HAD A HEADACHE
TOOK SOME EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE
& IT WENT AWAY.

SOMETIMES THE WAFFLES
IN MY FREEZER HAVE A TASTE
I DON'T RECOGNIZE.

return of the haiku [the dirty version]

2010-09-30T23:00:00.001-05:00

big baby jesus
dirt mcgirt, osiris, &
ol' dirty bastard.

this here is a shout out to michael grover. don't really know'em, but he seems to know me. anyways, here goes some major retard shit.

2010-09-22T14:08:00.002-05:00

DIGITAL GANGSTERS
HUSTLIN' STEPPED ON ETHER
THAT HAS NO EFFECT.

ze haiku.

2010-09-21T19:59:00.001-05:00

microwave weapons
being tested on inmates
should not be legal.

JUST ONE OF THE HAIKU.

2010-09-17T15:59:00.001-05:00

i have face mecca
& i have not faced mecca
same bullshit happens.

haiku [based]

2010-09-09T16:30:00.001-05:00

wrist is so iced out
that my arm fell the fuck off
good thing i got two.

ROUGH DRAFT FOR "SPIT" T-SHIRT

2010-09-07T16:02:00.002-05:00

i'm sure black flag won't miss the bars i stole from'em.

more of the haiku.

2010-08-24T16:42:00.002-05:00

constant headache that
resulted in mass murder
long jailed fake dada.
***
saw a sign that said
fuck sammy davis jr
so that's what i did.
***

stupid - ku.

2010-08-18T11:45:00.000-05:00

he hearts backmasking
almost as much as the sex
can they be combined?

umm...yeah. the original chopped & screwed.

2010-08-13T15:13:00.002-05:00

dying batteries
in a sony walkman
cassette player

but, that's what i had
& i wasn't about to stop
listenin' to
metallica's "ride the lightning"

the two haiku

2010-08-05T13:22:00.002-05:00

3 hot dog breakfast
potato chips & pepsi
long live fake dada.
***
fuck you gravity
for always bringin' us down
you should...lighten up.
***

untitled nothin'.

2010-07-29T23:12:00.002-05:00

the introduction to
"black sabbath"
by black sabbath
almost didn't seem real
until i wiped
a few drops of water
off of my glasses.

2010-07-29T20:11:00.000-05:00

haiku.

2010-07-29T16:55:00.000-05:00

absurdist bullshit
everywhere i turn around
all the live long day.

untitled somethin' or other.

2010-07-26T09:02:00.001-05:00

when i worked at
walgreen's drug store in
ft. worth, texas
i had a saying that
went somethin' like

"i gotta wear a tie
to work the register?
shit, i didn't even
wear a tie at
my wedding"

just uno haiku.

2010-07-20T23:44:00.001-05:00

***
fuck a spirograph
i make patterns of my own
that are much better.
***

more haiku.

2010-07-15T20:43:00.002-05:00

laser beams from space
controlling all of my thoughts
for better or worse.
***
we will be reborn
& we will be remembered
says philip k. dick.
***
paranoid robots
questioning their existence
circuit overload.
***

DEDICATED TO COLONEL KURTZ.

2010-07-07T11:50:00.002-05:00

trees melted
due to a
white hot blast
of heat

all ze critters
transformed instantaneously
into vittles
& vaporized
at the same
break neck speed
[imagine, if you will, slayer's "angel of death"
crammed into the blink of an eye,
& now you wear a patch like a pirate]

what few people remained,
never had body hair again

memories faded because
there was nothing left
to make you remember the past

"everyday people" by
sly & the family stone
would never come out from
a stereo speaker again

credit scores
no longer mattered

nothing did.

JOHN WHITESIDE PARSONS WOULD BE PROUD.

2010-07-01T22:09:00.002-05:00

space age euphoria

chromed-out erections
disguised as rocketships
buzzing around mother nature's
black holes

busting through
the hymen of
hawking's nonsense
about this & that
[theoretical will never be tangible,
therefore unfuckable]

intergalactic spacial 'relations'
with entire universes

tied up with
orion's belt,
sputnik flying everywhere,
as the hubble
films ze big bang.

ahhh shit......

2010-06-28T23:11:00.002-05:00

much like gg allin
i keep a ready
supply of
milk of magnesia
on hand most of the time

it helps
exorcise
all the nonsense
that i willingly
& unwillingly
take in
throughout the day

this or that
does or doesn't

sip or chug?

but unlike gg,
i hold onto
my shit for awhile

with an adult diaper
strapped to my person,
collecting every little movement,
i sit in the stink for days,
starting the process over
every so often.

untitled.

2010-06-24T22:13:00.001-05:00

rhythmic ceremonial rituals

making shit happen

in all kindsa forms & fashions

for thousands of yrs.

one picture.

2010-06-17T18:11:00.002-05:00

none title.

2010-06-17T13:52:00.003-05:00

i was born
an original gangster

actually,
it started before then

fuck
amniotic
fluid

we be drankin' CRISTAL
up in this v.i.p. suite
made for one

she'd play mozart
like the book said to,
i'd kick the bitch
in the ribs &
scream for her to throw on
marvin gaye's greatest hits,
she pretended to not hear me,
but i know that shit had to hurt

doctors didn't even hafta
cut the umbilical cord,
shit was so covered in ice
that it just froze
the fuck off

first day on this earth
i tore that pussy up
sucked on them titties,
& had bitches wipin' my ass...

it's called game nigga,
get some.

dunno.

2010-06-17T13:50:00.001-05:00

fuck you tron
& all yr neon bullshit
that does nothin'
but hurt my eyes
& look stupid

neon is not futuristic

chrome,

now that's futuristic.

HEY LOOK IT'S FUCKIN' GG

2010-06-16T01:35:00.000-05:00

a haiku

2010-06-15T12:00:00.000-05:00

i'd live forever
if it wasn't so damn long
long live fake dada.

two haiku.

2010-06-12T21:30:00.002-05:00

drank unicorn blood
it gave me the power to
squash fuckin' rainbows.
***
covered in feathers
i'm gonna fly like a bird
at least i hope so.
***

2010-06-06T15:56:00.001-05:00

born to fight the fight
psychedelic warrior
long live fake dada.

UNTITLED SHOWER NOTHIN' * aka BIRDLAND IN THE BATHROOM * aka SUN RA IN THE SHITTER

2010-06-05T12:27:00.004-05:00

i pressed play
on the music makin' thingy
& got in the shower

after havin' about
5 minutes worth of
sympathy for the devil,
i got out

it was at this time
i came to fully realize
i would never make it
in the military

2 minute shower
is a quality i do not
wish to possess

so, come next shower time
i said fuck it
& pressed play on some
18 minute long free jazz bullshits

then commenced to
scrubbin' my filthy body
like the spastic space monkey
that i am.

1 haiku.

2010-06-02T16:26:00.000-05:00

FUCK YOU JAYNE MANSFIELD
FUCK YOU MARILYN MONROE
LONG LIVE FAKE DADA.

ze haiku shits.

2010-05-20T09:31:00.002-05:00

fuck peppermint schnapps
shit's for pussies & faggots
& it is nasty.
***
everybody knows
yr a fuckin' idiot
so shut the fuck up.
***

ummm...yeah...more stupid ass, shit talkin', retarded fuckin' haiku

2010-05-06T14:06:00.003-05:00

***
straight cash kilo g
fly bitches in v.i.p.
can't none ya'll touch me.
***
some of these niggas
is just studio gangstas
wannabe wankstas.
***

blah blah haiku blah blah

2010-05-04T14:47:00.001-05:00

projections of truth
beaming down from outer space
changing everything.

some 'tarded haiku.

2010-04-29T12:21:00.002-05:00

i have never been
inside a jail cell & i
think that's a good thing.
***
ballin', shot callin'
& fuck-tons of shit talkin'
LONG LIVE FAKE DADA.
***
lost my god damn mind
runnin' up & down the street
showin' folks my junk.
***
please don't tap my phone,
it is a violation
of my privacy.
***

fakedadacult.

2010-04-17T11:47:00.000-05:00

gg allin + roast beef sammich = no bueno

2010-04-05T21:14:00.004-05:00

i had seen it a
handful of times
i knew what
was gonna happen
but when the part
came where that girl
peed in his mouth
'cuz that's what gg
requested for his birthday
i realized how salty the
roast beef sandwich that
i was eating was &
proceeded to throw it
the fuck up
real quick like
in the bathroom.

haiku.

2010-03-08T16:38:00.000-06:00

suicide bass notes
tattooed around her ankle
like a fuckin' jerk.

tommy's gone. r.i.p. tommy atkins

2010-02-25T13:39:00.005-06:00

YETI : 1998 - 2005
THE DSA WORKING : 1999 - 2004
THE GREAT TYRANT : 2005 - 2010?

if yr willing & able to do so, there's a fund set up to help funeral costs. i also hear some of the $$$ might also go towards putting some of his solo music out in the world for all to hear. as it fucking should be. i know i'll miss hearin' you not talk.

TOMMY ATKINS PAYPAL DONATION HERE

an untitled poem.

2010-02-01T18:35:00.000-06:00

i wish that i had
a decent explanation
as to why the song
"whiskey bent & hell bound"
as sung by hank jr.
makes my eyes well up
like a little fuckin' girl
who just dropped her
precious little ice cream cone
in the dirt

but i sure
as shit don't
now do i?

no, i don't.

3 haiku.

2010-01-21T20:55:00.001-06:00

i stood in the sun
confessing all of my sins
waiting for answers.

but no answers came
so i stood there like a jerk
flippin' the sky off.

i ain't tried to do
any of those things no more
because neither worked.

untitled bullshits

2010-01-10T12:46:00.001-06:00

what i would give
to see a
beautiful
public bathroom

one where
the tiles would
make you weep
like a little girl
who just dropped
her little dolly
in the mud,
but happy
& with a smile,
thus making you
shove "li'l susie"
face first into
any & every
pile of mudslop you see
from here on out
just to make yrself
feel right

one that is the
polar fuckin' opposite
of the bathroom
at whatever the fuck
rest-stop it was
that i stopped & rested at
while on the run
& speedin' thru oklahoma
that reeked of
piss, groans, & despair

one that you could
feel proud of usin'
while takin' a hobo bath,
so proud
that you could feel
almost... elegant

i want to go
for the golden
toilet seat,
i think
i can
do it

i need to see
fuckin' bullshit rembrandt's
hangin' on the wall
while i take that
mornin' piss
& my head is
still all warm & fuzzy & caring

who gives a fuck
about economics, politics,
sitcoms, frozen pizzas,
the murder rate, or cancer?

REALLY

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

we deserve
rocket-powered streams
of hot water
shooting directly into
our assholes
while some nameless unknown
stands next to
the sink
& hands us things
such as a
600 thread count
egyptian cotton
hand towel,
a jewel encrusted comb,
maybe even a
breath mint

what i'm sayin' is
GIVE US WHAT
WE FUCKIN' NEED
& DESERVE.

one more fuckin' haiku.

2010-01-10T12:45:00.002-06:00

***
give me a minute
& i'll explain everything
that i fucking know.
***

lsd haiku.

2010-01-10T12:45:00.001-06:00

inside my brain is
psychedelic memories
of a rising sun.

untitled stupids.

2010-01-10T12:44:00.002-06:00

god's only sun

is peeking through

my kitchen window

watching me burn

the flesh of animal

while the sounds of

black metal fill the room.

GOD DAMN SON.

2010-01-10T12:41:00.006-06:00

as we sat there
mindin' our own
some sort of walkin' talkin' street urchin
walks up, kneels before us,
makes false accusations of
us bein' hippies (he claimed "you can't hide it"),
then starts tellin' us this story
of a bear chasin'em through the
piney woods of nowhere &
him havin' to do the ol' zorro routine
with his fishin' pole to fight off the bear
(which apparently worked since he's here tellin' us his story & still has all parts of his body, minus the brain)
well, the chase somehow led to
him findin' these big ol' mushrooms
that he believed would allow you to
see the face of your creator
these things were fuckin' huge
(maybe as big around as the back tire to a tricycle & about as thick as my hand stacked on top of my other hand)
& were only gonna cost me 5 bucks each
not bad if they was the real deal, but
we declined his offer of
black death 'shrooms
at affordable discount prices
& away he went
but bein' the walkin' talkin' street urchin' he is,
he came right back up to us
& asked if he could purchase
a cigarette from one of us
for somethin' like 15 cents.

god damn.

lurve,
FAKE DADA

BLACK METAL HAIKU.

2010-01-10T12:41:00.005-06:00

burning churches down
suicide & homicide
grave desecration.

***

niflheim, urfaust,
bethlehem, les legion noire,
bathory, mayhem.

***

i have found that the
scuzzier the recording
the blacker it sounds. **or** the more i like it.

***

some are the racist
& some want to be vikings
ALL ARE SATANIC.

***

muffled sounds from hell
are crawling through my headphones
infecting my brain.

***

i'm not sure which one
i like more, high pitched screaming
or gutteral growls.

***

with their corpse paint on
some look pure fuckin' evil
some look like kiss fans.

***

black fucking metal
is gonna be the soundtrack
to the renaissance.

***

HAIL SATANIS,
fake dada

thingy.

2010-01-10T12:39:00.001-06:00

waves of sun
pour through the room
vaporizing everything
that dare stand
in it's righteous path
thus creating a
thick haze of
blackened smoke
blocking out
all that is impure.

them haiku.

2010-01-10T12:38:00.000-06:00

richard ramirez
was known as the nightstalker
& a paint huffer.

***

with our steely knives
we're waiting to kill the beast
i hate the eagles.

***

love,
fake dada

uno haiku.

2010-01-10T12:37:00.000-06:00

why bother to dream
when you have television
just change the channel.

random poems.

2010-01-10T12:35:00.001-06:00

all in part of the game of chance

i don't blame
stagger lee
one fuckin' bit,
stetson hats
are somethin'
to be proud of.

***

i hate
getting wet

yet i will
never own an
umbrella

i find them...
pretentious &
unnecessary.

***

3 haiku.

2010-01-10T12:34:00.001-06:00

elvis presley sang
"don't wanna be yr tiger
tiger's play too rough".
***
last weeks top story
involved a kid in tejas
killing a teacher.
***
i've kept the light off
for the most part of the day
it's gettin' dark now.
***

i done stuck my dick in the meatloaf.

2010-01-10T12:33:00.003-06:00

*********************
i'm glowin' like the
metal on the
edge of a knife
& god only knows
what i can do
i'm prayin' for
the end of time
we're gonna go
all the way tonight
it's never felt so good
it's never felt so right
ain't no doubt about it
i can see paradise.

**********************

dos haiku.

2010-01-10T12:33:00.002-06:00

i have been strayin'
from the good side of the lord
ev'ry step i take.
***
gg allin reached
out to the ACLU
for help, but got none.
***

HAIKU.

2010-01-10T12:32:00.000-06:00

my first memories
involve big blobs of color
& flashes of light.
***
i think the stars in
texas are brighter because
we're better people.
***
i stole this from ygrii the other day. thanks ygrii.

ready to divide
geometric progressions
i was overwhelmed.
***

2 from me, not you.

2010-01-10T12:30:00.002-06:00

i can't explain it
nor will i even try to
long live fake dada.

***
LA LA LA LA

she confessed
to me that
the majority
of the time
when she's
walkin' around,
carl orff's "carmina burana"
is bein' synapsed
& shot around
at high volumes
on the inside of
her brain.
***

THE HAIKU.

2010-01-10T12:29:00.000-06:00

we're the warriors
that raped & pillaged yr town
then made it our own.
***
fuck PC bullshit
it will never make people
stop sayin' nigger.
***
brain ain't workin' right
please try again tomorrow
long live fake dada.
***
i'll drive 95
if the right song is playin'
long live fake dada.
***

one small poem.

2010-01-10T12:27:00.003-06:00

she said that
the reason she
don't vote is
that it makes
her life easier

this statment
caused somethin'
in my brain to snap
& shoot blood
out my nose.
***

hai fuckin' ku.

2010-01-10T12:25:00.000-06:00

granny needs to die
& if the law would allow
i'd fuckin' kill'er.
***
surveillance cameras
watchin' everything we do
1984.
***
fuck a credit score
fuck celebrities, & fuck
microwave dinners.
***
my 4 leaf clover
ain't done me a lick of good
so i pissed on it.
***
i killed the t.v.
& then i started over
with a brand new life.
***
other day i shot
a big ol' fuckin' handgun
that was really loud.
***
i'm not the mayor
because congressmen suck balls
i am fake dada.
***
at the liquor store
good stuff is on the top shelf
rotgut on bottom.
***

more stuffs.

2009-12-24T12:05:00.002-06:00

with my credit card
i can buy all kindsa shit
i don't fuckin' need.
***
forever ain't a
very logical concept
spock would disapprove.
***
i don't fuckin' vote
nor do i intend to vote
just don't care enough.
***

5 HAIKU.

2009-12-20T21:33:00.002-06:00

they said i was dead
but i didn't believe'em
i resurrected.
***
altered consciousness
can be done subconsciously
if you do it right.
***
led pipe in his boot
no one likes a fuckin' scab
DO NOT CROSS THIS LINE.
***
the likelihood of
anything happening is
very, very slim.
***
if folks weren't assholes
we'd be in a better place
long live fake dada.

no title.

2009-11-06T13:43:00.005-06:00

it took us
about 12 hours
to get where
it is we are

(ain't got a clue
where it is we are,
but it sure is neat)

it's gonna take
at least double
the time it took
to get here
to get back to
normal, texas
back to where they say
we're supposed to be

i don't know about you,
but i ain't lookin' forward
to our return to the
ol' black & white

you can thank
the powers that be
for closin' down the
roads that lead to forbidden
technicolor nether-regions

god forbid
we be able to
travel to places
where things are
exactly as they seem.

untitle nothin'.

2009-10-11T14:33:00.002-05:00

during the day
i do not turn on
any overhead lights
if i can help it

front & back doors are
always propped open
providing just enough
natural sunlight for my tastes
& at times, a cool breeze
but sometimes nothin' but
stale death heat
blows through

unless it's to the cat
i try & not speak outloud
praying the phone doesn't ring

i do household chores
prepare meals
feed/pet/scold the cat
write (although not as much as i should)
listen to books on cd & random songs at high volumes
have lunch by myself at the table, my table

i find these things
every bit as necessary
to my survival
as the mayans or aztecs
saw ritual sacrifice
as a means to please
the gods above

although my sacrifices
are not quite as
dire & meaningful
they are none the less
sacrifices

sacrifices
that allow me
to perform these
daily rituals.

an untitled selection from the unfinished bk "theft: how to beat the high cost of living".

2009-10-04T13:03:00.003-05:00

******
one day
during my stint
in kindergarten
i stole
a miniature figurine
of a goose
that was made
out of quartz
from my teacher

after school
while waiting
for someone to
come & pick me up,
paranoia set in

knowing i would not
have answers for
the questions
that were sure to come
about my ill-gotten
shiny little bird,
i began to dig

digging a hole
right there
in the school yard,
burying the bird

my beautiful
crystallized
secret.
******

GRANDPA?

2009-09-21T21:59:00.005-05:00

was just told
a story about
my papa
walkin' down
meadowbrook drive
in ft. worth, texas
during the dead
of the fuckin' night
wearin' just
a bathin' suit
& a pair of boots
while clutchin' a
pitcher of beer
in his hands.

my photographs of terry richardson.

2009-09-06T00:52:00.002-05:00

WHO WE IS, PT. NOTHIN'.

2009-08-31T15:07:00.005-05:00

this here is my 'tardo version of hippy steve's "WHO WE IS" series. hope you enjoy these as much as i have.

also, the 2nd movie has an entry in a bk i'm workin' on titled "THEFT: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING".

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ORSON WELLES - F FOR FAKE

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DADA DOCUMENTARY

A FUCKED UP POETIC BOOK REPORT TITLED "SAY YOU LOVE SATAN & PCP".

2009-08-26T11:09:00.008-05:00

****** ****** ******

a teenaged dusthead
a worshiper of satan
so called "acid king".

****** ****** ******

****** ****** ******

he started a cult
called "knights of the black circle"
that i bet was dumb.

****** ****** ******

hung out in graveyards
smoked 10 bags of angel dust
& longed for satan.

****** ****** ******

the first time
ricky got in trouble
was in eighth grade

he stole a
container of juice
from the church

kinda ironic that he
ends up worshiping satan
& starts by stealin'
from the church.

****** ****** ******

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while on mescaline
bit him on the neck & ear
& stabbed him a bunch.

****** ****** ******

said that a black crow
brought a message from satan
telling him to kill.

****** ****** ******

SAY YOU LOVE SATAN
instead his friend responded
i love my mother.

****** ****** ******

no title.

2009-08-25T18:16:00.003-05:00

even if you
wanted to
there is
no fucking way
that you
could ignore
beethoven.

A THEME OF HAIKU FOR THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF GOOD VS. EVIL.

2009-08-14T18:22:00.002-05:00

deep in the desert
sacrifices have been made
to better mankind.
***
there are some times when
ritual sacrifices
are necessary.
***
chrome plated pharohs
directly under the sun
deflecting his word.
***
impenetrable
& uncaring that he might see
what it is they've done.
***
men with hooded cloaks
& satan deep in their souls
stand in the shadows.
***
waiting for their turn
for their moment in the sun
to serve the darkness.
***
a flux of power
with the first swipe of the blade
i can taste the blood.
***
blackened disciples
fighting christian warriors
protecting our kind.
***
outside the circle
we're nothing but mere mortals
inside, we are gods.
***

a few haiku & some music.

2009-08-13T18:01:00.004-05:00

wherever i go
that is where i will end up
LONG LIVE FAKE DADA.
***
gold painted lemons
3 card monty huckster pricks
fuck a magician.
***
the sun is frozen
killing everything on earth
for the rest of time.
***

VS. VERSES

2009-08-01T17:55:00.003-05:00

drunk vs. sober

memphis, tennessee vs. nowhere

karaoke vs. hotel boredom

garth brooks vs. tom jones
george strait vs. roy orbison

the warm grinding crotch of an "outcast" vs.
the glowing karaoke video monitor

singer vs. audience
father vs. son

forced professionalism vs.
a nigga who straight up
don't give a fuck

with a possible
$4 million pay-off
i'd keep on
singin' & fightin'.

UNTITLED

2009-07-16T22:43:00.002-05:00

i fucked the
legion of decency
right in the neck
because i thought
they needed it.

DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT MY STEEL.

2009-07-16T22:36:00.002-05:00

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the old me
would have
reached to the heavens
grabbed handfuls of
lightning
& commenced to
fuckin' shit up
all proper like

but that didn't happen,
now did it?

the new & improved me
grabbed the push-broom
walked to the back isle
of the warehouse
& commenced to
sweepin' all proper like
while wiping tears of
anger & frustration
off my face.

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untitled #27

2009-06-05T12:51:00.003-05:00

i can identify
with travis bickle's need
to say "fuck it"
give himself
a mohawk
& start carryin'
a pistol

some folks
need to hold
their hands
over the flame

sometimes
fucked up shit
like that
has to happen

you can't necessarily
depend on change
to always happen
on it's own
fucking will.

untitled stupid stuff aka i might as well be a 3rd world away

2009-06-05T12:40:00.003-05:00

i do believe
that if
mother teresa
were still alive
should would not
even consider
helping me

i feel safe
sayin' that she
wouldn't even
bat an eye
in my general direction

i'd be surprised
if she made
me some toast

if i was to fall
& scrape my knee
she would not
be there
to pooch out those
religiously luscious lips
for the sole purpose of
kissing my boo-boo

i'm just glad
that my wife
had some sort of
prophetic voodoo-curse death vision
that caused mother teresa
to die soon thereafter.

untitled stupids.

2009-05-26T15:30:00.001-05:00

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i am usually
in the dark
about whatever the fuck
that is goin' on, 'cuz
i smashed
the shit outta
the light switch
yrs & yrs ago.

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haiku haiku haiku haiku haiku.

2009-05-26T15:29:00.000-05:00

rioting sounds good
until the reality
of getting hurt clicks.
***
the bank told me
that i wasn't me no more
& kept my money.
***
is today wednesday?
'cuz i thought it was thursday
maybe it's friday.
***
robots assembled
that is all we fuckin' are
said gg allin.
***
got me a new car
& it can go really fast
long live fake dada.
***

circle meets square

GADAFFI-KU

gnr haiku

ILLUMINATI

jack-o haiku-o

pieces somehow pertaining to ze muzique.

haiku for the yrs varg spent in prison

haiku

notorious haiku.

just one haiku about 5 yr shit job at walgreen's drugstore.

NONSENSE.

ze 3 randumb haiku.

stupid madonna shits.

wasting time waiting for season 4 of ze tv show "big love" to come out on dvd

multi shaped haiku

a commercial...

no fucking title to speak of.

ze unrelated haiku.

ALL GRAMMA'S BE HOMEMADE, NOT HO MADE......

the inscripton on the inside of the bk from my friend gary ended with "fairy jizz mist".

DISNEYKU.

HAHAHAHAIKU.

you can blame this one on my friend daron......

ze haiku jes for you.

oh great more haiku stop it

return of the haiku [the dirty version]

this here is a shout out to michael grover. don't really know'em, but he seems to know me. anyways, here goes some major retard shit.

ze haiku.

JUST ONE OF THE HAIKU.

haiku [based]

ROUGH DRAFT FOR "SPIT" T-SHIRT

more of the haiku.

stupid - ku.

umm...yeah. the original chopped & screwed.

the two haiku

untitled nothin'.

haiku.

untitled somethin' or other.

just uno haiku.

more haiku.

DEDICATED TO COLONEL KURTZ.

JOHN WHITESIDE PARSONS WOULD BE PROUD.

ahhh shit......

untitled.

one picture.

none title.

dunno.

HEY LOOK IT'S FUCKIN' GG

a haiku

two haiku.

UNTITLED SHOWER NOTHIN' *** aka BIRDLAND IN THE BATHROOM *** aka SUN RA IN THE SHITTER

1 haiku.

ze haiku shits.

ummm...yeah...more stupid ass, shit talkin', retarded fuckin' haiku

blah blah haiku blah blah

some 'tarded haiku.

fake*dada*cult.

gg allin + roast beef sammich = no bueno

haiku.

tommy's gone. ***r.i.p. tommy atkins***

an untitled poem.

3 haiku.

**untitled bullshits**

one more fuckin' haiku.

lsd haiku.

untitled stupids.

GOD DAMN SON.

BLACK METAL HAIKU.

thingy.

them haiku.

uno haiku.

random poems.

3 haiku.

i done stuck my dick in the meatloaf.

dos haiku.

HAIKU.

2 from me, not you.

THE HAIKU.

one small poem.

hai fuckin' ku.

UNTITLED SHOWER NOTHIN' * aka BIRDLAND IN THE BATHROOM * aka SUN RA IN THE SHITTER

fakedadacult.

tommy's gone. r.i.p. tommy atkins

untitled bullshits

UNTITLED

untitled stupid stuff aka i might as well be a 3rd world away